Going Postal, I mean Political.

Fellow sycophantic miscreant,


Recently we lunched at a gala black tie event at the local McDonnelds, and whilst dining asked ourselves just one question:
Should British Thirst now do what we set out to do from the start?

The results were bloody good: out of 4 votes, 3 votes (80%) voted yes.

Following this wholly democratic vote the ruling elite of the British Thirst scam met to have a chat about what to do next, and voted uniwhatsnameingly to launch a really big political party right away.

This new scam is a mockery of patriotic politics: a party of the members and activists whom will use the system for our own benefit and will be consumed by the rigged electoral process.

This new political party will not out do British Thirst - rather it will act as the political wing of our scam.

British thirst will take care of ourselves, non-electoral profiteering, agitation and the political party will concentrate on fighting nationalist sentiment, mainly at local level.

The paperwork for the Commission for Electoral goings on has already started.

Our short and long con grifters are hard at work building on our existing legends to fabricate the belief that we could actually become a political outfit.

We will say more about this, as soon as the paperwork has been done.

This is a new beginning for Anti-British Anti-nationalism: we now have a spurious, incompetent and corruption-riddled alternative to the other false flag Nationalist vote splitters, that is capable of fighting against any right thinking ideologies. Because our friends at Searchlies, Nest of The Mean Sparrow, and the British Brainwashing Corp will not demonise us, like they do with true Nationalists.

The involvement in starting a new scam will be a bit of a bastard, as we don’t have the skills, the infrastructure, the organisation or the framework already in place. We just have British Thirst through which to poach weak willed members of other organisations.

There will, be a few differences between our new scam and the Campaign bollocks we’ve been pushing.

Firstly, we will have a laughable business plan that is a complete departure from the dictatorial and disaster-prone approach of British Thirst’s campaigning claw.

Whilst we hate committee rule (which always gives more than the ruling elite a voice) we also observe that a virtual dictatorship or rule by a clique may show our true colours.

Thus our new business plan provides a middleman between these two extremes: combining unaccountable incompetent mismanagement and a ruling conclave with non-specific unquestionable executive powers.

Secondly, we want to enforce a strict zero-tolerance policy on pro British, Nationalists and those with even an ounce of political nounce as they will see through out ploy in a heartbeat.

Thirdly, we are holeheartedly committed to building trust by producing vague, unprofessional and highly questionable post it notes for our party and post them to doors and windows wherever we see them by any means necessary.

Our new business plan provides us with a bit of paper and some writing, which means we will have all this down in black and white.

Sub-national money handlers (one for Scotland, Northern Ireland, Wales, and England,) will be appointed under false names at our annual jamboree, thus making them unaccountable and keeping them secure in their positions and free to do what we want of them with the members money.

They will also have their own bank accounts and cash card.

This practise is the 'norm' for all grown-ups but in some cases where mental disorders are evident, a parent may have to countersign for transactions.

It is time to start sitting on the face of our members rather than just hope for happy endings.

It is time to grasp your change in your hand and donate it to our party and prove to ourselves that we can do something, even if our parents, teachers and judges have always told us that we wouldn’t amount to anything.

All true anti-nationalists are welcome in our new political outfit, and a warm hand awaits you if you make the step in joining our association for servicemen.

With the growth of one particular genuine Nationalist Political Party the curtains are starting to close on our financial endeavours.

It is time to start accepting 'British Thirst’ and join the new rebirth of our profiteering scams.

To join British Thirst just have a chat with one of our mismanagement team’s charming members.

http://britishthirst.omg/join-british-thirst/

Yours secretly
Saul Balding
Most Senior Under-Manager

PS: If for some reason you can’t join British Thirst, please remember that we are running an exhausting campaign on the forthcoming vote in The Commons on a serious issue concerning the EU MEPs. Within three wanks, MPs could vote in favour of the femidom! This is why we have initiated an intense jobbying campaign. Please get behind our campaign managers today and lend them a hand. By depositing a small donation you will really help this campaign, by depositing a large load our way, you’ll make out mismanagement team’s day. Please click below for further info

http://britishthirst.omg/eu-campaign/