YOUR PARTY NEEDS YOUR MONEY

The generally localised Charade to get femidoms for all of the EU membership almost gained a gushing victory over the weekend after it was stated that the MPs will hold each other whilst masturbating in Parliament on a tissue before Hanukah.

This is a brilliant opportunity for YOU to make ME some money.

If our MPs are going to be holding each other whilst masturbating and vote on femidoms for EU members before Hanukah, then you must lose no time at all in getting online and having a good old jobby yourself, then demand that they vote in favour of the femidom.

This jobbying charade must start IMMEDIATELY. Please go to ‘Your Favourite Porn Site’ or ‘Secret Stash’

Please donate £1 for every stroke of the sausage managed before climax, every little helps.

SO FAR 5 WANKERS HAVE SMACKED ONE OUT FOR THIS CHARADE RAISING £26 FOR THE CAUSE.