Whos the Daddy fund raiser.

A team of British Thirst fundraisers met up in London today before going to a Baroness GooGoo’s concert, to raise funds for our new “Who’s The Father?” (WTF?) Campaign.

Headed by pregnant daughter of Sandy McLied Christy-Louise Shaznay McLied. The team approached members of the public and for £5 a go, asked them out of Jermaine, Leroy or Denzel who they thought the father of Miss McLied’s unborn baby will be?

Miss Mclied said: “Today has been really exciting, a lot of people have asked me how I could do what I’ve been doing and what my dad thinks of it? I told them that he’s in fact been really supportive, and actually encouraged me to get pregnant this way in the first place, as people call him racist and this would show the world that he couldn’t care less about someone’s race.”

She continued with.

“Others have said that there’s no way of knowing who the day is without a paternity test. I said I knew how they felt because not even I know who the father is yet, I’m going to take a test and post the results on the British Thirst website, so they’ll know there’s no cheating.

I know I’ll have a boy, so I’m going to call him Stevie, after Stevie McCartney the manager of Glasgow Celtish FC as that’s me and my dad’s favourite team.”

The fundraising event was well attended in addition to Miss McLied and the three possible fathers to be, British Thirst’s Veteran’s Officer Mr Floyd and Welshman Dai Norris were in attendance, along with British Thirst’s Master and Commander Sandy McLied who took the photos.

In all British Thirst raised a grand total of £20 for the day’s hard work

There’s still time for all those who want to take part in our “Who’s The Father” Campaign. Please send us all your donations (cash that is) to the normal places.

EMU Referendum

On Monday, we saw the utter contempt that most of our MPs hold us in.
Camoron and his mob of idiots deployed a three lines of whips(kinky devils) to intimidate MPs into voting against the EMU referendum motion.

However, through our effective campaigning and action we helped to spark the biggest ever revolt Camoron and the Converted party has suffered...EVER!
Many MPs even publically admitted that it was due to pressure from constituents via email etc that gave them the courage to defy the whips and make a stand. They bent over and took it all.  10 lashes each.

When his secretary in his constituency office came to work Monday morning they would have been confronted by over 6,000,000 angry emails from our people alone!


We helped to mobilise our supporters and our efforts helped to win over many MPs to the cause - in fact, it has been described as the "biggest backbench rebellion ever" by our friends in the BPC Televion Company.
This is just one example of how to win the long war against the Fools in the EMU.
This fight is far from over - it's only just beginning! We cannot allow these birds to make the choices for our people. They dont even speak the same language as us and are not willing to learn.

So once again can you please send us all your money that you dont have any need for.

Our new Tent has arrived.

Thank you all for your very generous donations. Our brand new spanking tent has arrived from eGay auctions and we cant wait to put it into use.

We are going to actually "get out there" with a real life campaign, using some real life people.
We are going to show support for the campers who are protesting against St Paul's Cathedral (still can't see how the recession is the churches fault).
So we are going to "occupy the ABC". This is the old cinema that was in East Street in Brighton. We will have collection tins at the ready, for all those lovely people to pop a few bob in for us.

We really need to keep the generous gifts coming in as the money we got from our TV friends at the BPC (British Persecution Company) has nearly run out. We do how ever have some future plans to give them a hand in another mockumentry.
The people who will be camping out have been recommended by the BPC  and are being paid a few pot noodles and some cans of cider.

Pinko Floyd has promised to pop by to give a talk about the Cottage Industry of Brighton in the 60's to keep the lads amused.

So if your passing please make a point of showing some support to Scratchy Smith and Filthy Phil. Please give generously.

Going Postal, I mean Political.

Fellow sycophantic miscreant,


Recently we lunched at a gala black tie event at the local McDonnelds, and whilst dining asked ourselves just one question:
Should British Thirst now do what we set out to do from the start?

The results were bloody good: out of 4 votes, 3 votes (80%) voted yes.

Following this wholly democratic vote the ruling elite of the British Thirst scam met to have a chat about what to do next, and voted uniwhatsnameingly to launch a really big political party right away.

This new scam is a mockery of patriotic politics: a party of the members and activists whom will use the system for our own benefit and will be consumed by the rigged electoral process.

This new political party will not out do British Thirst - rather it will act as the political wing of our scam.

British thirst will take care of ourselves, non-electoral profiteering, agitation and the political party will concentrate on fighting nationalist sentiment, mainly at local level.

The paperwork for the Commission for Electoral goings on has already started.

Our short and long con grifters are hard at work building on our existing legends to fabricate the belief that we could actually become a political outfit.

We will say more about this, as soon as the paperwork has been done.

This is a new beginning for Anti-British Anti-nationalism: we now have a spurious, incompetent and corruption-riddled alternative to the other false flag Nationalist vote splitters, that is capable of fighting against any right thinking ideologies. Because our friends at Searchlies, Nest of The Mean Sparrow, and the British Brainwashing Corp will not demonise us, like they do with true Nationalists.

The involvement in starting a new scam will be a bit of a bastard, as we don’t have the skills, the infrastructure, the organisation or the framework already in place. We just have British Thirst through which to poach weak willed members of other organisations.

There will, be a few differences between our new scam and the Campaign bollocks we’ve been pushing.

Firstly, we will have a laughable business plan that is a complete departure from the dictatorial and disaster-prone approach of British Thirst’s campaigning claw.

Whilst we hate committee rule (which always gives more than the ruling elite a voice) we also observe that a virtual dictatorship or rule by a clique may show our true colours.

Thus our new business plan provides a middleman between these two extremes: combining unaccountable incompetent mismanagement and a ruling conclave with non-specific unquestionable executive powers.

Secondly, we want to enforce a strict zero-tolerance policy on pro British, Nationalists and those with even an ounce of political nounce as they will see through out ploy in a heartbeat.

Thirdly, we are holeheartedly committed to building trust by producing vague, unprofessional and highly questionable post it notes for our party and post them to doors and windows wherever we see them by any means necessary.

Our new business plan provides us with a bit of paper and some writing, which means we will have all this down in black and white.

Sub-national money handlers (one for Scotland, Northern Ireland, Wales, and England,) will be appointed under false names at our annual jamboree, thus making them unaccountable and keeping them secure in their positions and free to do what we want of them with the members money.

They will also have their own bank accounts and cash card.

This practise is the 'norm' for all grown-ups but in some cases where mental disorders are evident, a parent may have to countersign for transactions.

It is time to start sitting on the face of our members rather than just hope for happy endings.

It is time to grasp your change in your hand and donate it to our party and prove to ourselves that we can do something, even if our parents, teachers and judges have always told us that we wouldn’t amount to anything.

All true anti-nationalists are welcome in our new political outfit, and a warm hand awaits you if you make the step in joining our association for servicemen.

With the growth of one particular genuine Nationalist Political Party the curtains are starting to close on our financial endeavours.

It is time to start accepting 'British Thirst’ and join the new rebirth of our profiteering scams.

To join British Thirst just have a chat with one of our mismanagement team’s charming members.

http://britishthirst.omg/join-british-thirst/

Yours secretly
Saul Balding
Most Senior Under-Manager

PS: If for some reason you can’t join British Thirst, please remember that we are running an exhausting campaign on the forthcoming vote in The Commons on a serious issue concerning the EU MEPs. Within three wanks, MPs could vote in favour of the femidom! This is why we have initiated an intense jobbying campaign. Please get behind our campaign managers today and lend them a hand. By depositing a small donation you will really help this campaign, by depositing a large load our way, you’ll make out mismanagement team’s day. Please click below for further info

http://britishthirst.omg/eu-campaign/

Support our Campaign Tent

As you all probably saw over the weekend, there was a large protest in London City area. The protest is against the bankers.
Well as you know we are just a bunch of bankers ourselves, we thought we cannot miss this oppertunity.

We need your cash to help us buy our tent so we can latch onto this activity. 

We need to raise £10,000.00 before these people leave the site. This money will cover the cost of a economy tent that we are watching on eGay. There is only 4 days left before the bidding stops.

So come on people cut down on your comfort living and send us a bit more of your cash.


Your country needs us to campaign against all sorts of nasties. You will feel much better knowing that we are comfortable when campaigning on your behalf.


Quench our Thirst......give to British Thirst !!!

Traitors in our midst

We've not event propperly got off the ground and already some bastard snake in the grass (No offence Harry I know it wasn't U) has been sharing our fantastic website on a afcebook page for something called the BNP.

"How Very Dare They?"

Asked our Chair for the British Thirst's Association for Serving men, I mean Association for Servicemen. Pinko Floyd.

We weren't suppose to go public until we'd pulled our fingers out of our arses, and now outsiders know what we're up to, I mean what we're about.
I'm going to find whoever it was, and get Sandy McLied to send them an email about this cuz none of us are happy about this.

Luckily we have The Mean Sparrow looking into this and our Island rep is going to tell his mum (who's a lovely lady by the way) about it.

To help us find the traitor that tried to bring down our sca scee scheam whatever, Donate Now as much as you can to the cause.

The Arrival of our TRUCK of FIBS

We have just taken delivery of a fantastic money making vechile. "THE TRUCK of FIBS". This has been sold to us by Jim Davison from his personal collection for a sum of £20,000,000.00.
The truck is fitted with some great audio address equipment which was donated to us by some of our friends in a Television company (it pays to have friends in the media).
The interior is kitted out with safes and a computer system with mobile internet, so we can access our bank account werever we are.
We are also looking for someone to install some road sweeping equipment on it so we can earn some extra cash whilst out collecting.

So if you see our truck on the road, please stop the driver and donate as much as you can.